Quotes From The Road

While on the Shadow Flow Team Road Trip I downloaded a memo recording app for my iPhone and recorded a few funny quotes from the guys on the team. I’m about to delete the app so I wanted to go ahead and save these quotes, and what better way to save them than on my blog?

“You’ve got Vicodin on your lip.”
- Albert Mercado to Rickey Bates after Rickey’s pain killer melted in his pocket all over his iPhone and Rickey licked it off.

“You ain’t gonna get skin cancer, just look at me…I’m almost black.”
- Trey Jones talking about Chris Mahaffey getting a sun burn.

“I’m a shitty kid from Oregon.”
- Caleb Quanbeck talking about not getting in trouble for masturbating in an airport.

“He’s like the most normal raunchy kid I’ve ever met…”
- Albert Mercado describing Rickey Bates.

“If they had good hair, I would.”
- One of the guys on the trip who doesn’t want to be named talking about Dave Rytell’s sisters, referring to Dave’s long hair.

“Man, those’ll get stolen, they are high top camos.”
- Rickey Bates talking about not wanting to put his stinky ass shoes outside the hotel door in Tallahassee.